So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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