So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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