I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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