Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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