Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
