1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex