Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.