ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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