You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Come on in and take your pants off
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
