i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
time to smoke my breakfast
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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