her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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