i dont even know how to be here
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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