If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he shaved USA in his pubs
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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