wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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