In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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