i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
im calling her cock vulture from now on
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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