He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
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I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
So much rum. So many feels.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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