My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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