Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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