He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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