The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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