I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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