I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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