My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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