wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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