your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
4 words: hood of his car
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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