She's JV to your varsity
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
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I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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