super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Boobs are out for the taking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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