after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
