I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
where are you?
Hypothermia
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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