Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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