Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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