Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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