yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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