Can Purell be used as lube?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
