just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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