i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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