some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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you had me at cake vodka
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
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I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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