Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Someone shattered a urinal.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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