Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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