So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
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