One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I have peed in a lot of sinks
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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