hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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