She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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