Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Randomize
