Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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