That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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