My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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