i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heโs Upset Because People Told His Mom
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You are a genius and a whore.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
Iโm never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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