yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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