Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
