she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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