Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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