whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
The uberlube is also flammable
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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