i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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