Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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