it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
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no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.