VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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