I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.