Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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